V11.01 January 2009

0.  Introduction.
1.  New .. unlimited PSes AND pretty graphs!
2.  New .. get free web hosting for life!
3.  Maximum domain registration period dropped from 10 years to 3!
4.  DreamHost Apps private beta open for 10,000 more accounts!
5.  DreamHost Apps / Easy Oneclicks ZenPhoto and Drupal improvements!
6.  Webmail upgrades!
7.  New charities!
8.  DHSOTM


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0.  Introduction.

Wow, is it the January 2009 DreamHost Newsletter ALREADY? I remember
when it was just the January 1999 DreamHost Newsletter ...

    http://wiki.dreamhost.com/V1.01_January_1999

How time flies!

And looking at that newsletter, man there were a lot of words in it for
essentially NO new features. Sigh, the beginning of a time-honored
tradition.

EXCEPT! This time, we've actually got a OCTAGON of new features, and
barely any time to explain them. For which reason, I have dug through
the dusty old DreamHost vault, and after much recompiling and oil,
reincarnated ROBOT, circa June 2003!

    http://wiki.dreamhost.com/V5.06_June_2003

Take it away, Robot!


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1.  New .. unlimited PSes AND pretty graphs!

This is Robot. Funny poop joke here.

Feature 0001:

   while (1) { DreamHost PS++; }

   https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=vserver.provision

Feature 0001.1

   Pretty graphs unless $browser eq 'IE'.

   https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=vserver.usage

Feature 0001.01

   # PS++ => require human-readable names.

   https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=vserver.settings


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2.  New .. get free web hosting for life!

Feature 0010:

    Josh use Robot / DreamHost shill for personal gain. TSK TSK TSK.

    http://blog.dreamhost.com/2009/02/09/free-web-hosting-for-life/


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3.  Maximum domain registration period dropped from 10 years to 3!

Feature 0011:

    Robot reboot. Robot on boot config &max(registration) -= 111 =>
    &max(registration) == 101.

    https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=domain.registration


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4.  DreamHost Apps private beta open for 10,000 more accounts!

Feature 0100:

    Josh make "private beta" for free WordPress hosting. Josh make
    "private beta" for free Druapl hosting. Josh make "private beta" for
    free PhpBB hosting. Josh make "private beta" for free Mediawiki
    hosting.

    http://www.dreamhostapps.com/

    Josh make "private beta" for free PR, robot know. Josh make open up
    DreamHost Apps for "only" 10K user. More user than robot have ram.

    https://panel.dreamhostapps.com/signup/


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5.  DreamHost Apps / Easy Oneclicks ZenPhoto and Drupal improvements!

Feature 0101:

    Drupal.before == confusing && useless.

	Drupal.now == (confusing && useless) + (new_themes && new_modules).

    new_modules == (pics, groups, pm, tag clouds, digg links, top links).


    ZenPhoto.upload.before == (manual && slow).

    ZenPhoto.upload.now == (xp || vista ?
						   (http://site.com/xp_publish.php ||
						   http://site.com/vista_publish.php)
						   : manual && slow). # What robot mean?

    http://wiki.dreamhost.com/Windows_Publish%28Upload%29_for_ZenPhoto


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6.  Webmail upgrades!

Feature 0110:

    Robot pseudocode unclear.

    Squirrelmail++; # v1.4.17 (security)

	Roundcube++; # v0.2 (feature)

    https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=mail.webmail


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7.  New charities!

Feature 0111:

    Robot give Habitat: $4,536.42 (*2).

    Robot give Susan: $633 (*2).

	Robot change charity: http://www.valentinoachakdeng.org/

    Robot change charity: http://www.horatioalger.com/

    Robot match donation. Robot sad Miller Fuller.

    Josh no care.

    Robot care.

    Robot kill Josh.

    https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=home.charity


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8.  DHSOTM

Feature 1000:

   http://www.logoinstant.com/

   42 logos? Robot design 42 logos in 21 microseconds.

   HA HA HA HA HA.

   https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=home.dhsotm


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Josh Jones no,
Robot.

P.S. Robot robot robot robot bleep blerp blerg blang blonk blight bleek
unsubscribe:
    https://panel.dreamhost.com/id/?tab=contact

P.P.S. http://vimeo.com/3152843